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Old 18th May 2010, 12:33     RyuuKagutsuchi is offline   #1
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Post 'em!

Village Child: I'm going to join Ragnarok one day, you know! Then everyone will respect me!
Village Child: Well, I'm going to join Futilez and make you my slave!
Village Child: You're too stupid! They wouldn't let you join!
Village Child: No, you're stupid!
Village Child: No, you are!

I love reading this crap xP

Village Child: I saw a member of Ragnarok out on the street today, just buying chitterlings like my mum!
Village Child: You're a liar.
Village Child: I did! I saw her! And she ate them too!
Village Child: Wow! How did she eat them? What was it like?
Village Child: Like...like a dragon, eating a horse!
Village Child: Now you're definitely lying. You always try to bring in a dragon.
Village Child: But it's true!
Village Child: Uh huh.

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Old 18th May 2010, 12:40     Argantes is offline   #2
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geez


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Old 18th May 2010, 13:50     not-emil is offline   #3
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ha ha ha, lolz

Really like this aspect of the game, FunCom should ensure to make more of it Hopefully with a bit of creativity to it.
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Old 18th May 2010, 18:20     Getrix is offline   #4
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Copied this some months ago.

[17:11] Commoner: I can't stand it anymore!
[17:11] Commoner: Father, your complaining drives the customers away. Can't you wait until we get home?
[17:11] Commoner: These shoes! They're gods-damned awful!
[17:11] Commoner: I had them custom-tailored by [Iron Will]'s cobblers. If they're uncomfortbale, we can get our silver returned.
[17:11] Commoner: No, you twit of a girl, they're too comfortable! It's as if I'm not wearing shoes at all!
[17:11] Commoner: Father, you deserve it. Our onion crop was good this year.
[17:11] Commoner: I bloody well want to know when I'm wearing shoes! Otherwise, I might as well have my feet chopped off!
[17:11] Commoner: We could hire Futilez...their blades are quite sharp, you know. Those feet would come right off.
[17:12] Commoner: Hmph. It's your jokes that drive the suitors away, you know. Nobody likes a funny girl.
[17:12] Commoner: They're all weaklings and idiots anyhow. I can do better.
[17:12] Commoner: Aye, as an old maid, perhaps. I wanted you to be fat on butter candies by this age, you know.
[17:12] Commoner: I know, father.
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Old 18th May 2010, 20:40     Garrett is offline   #5
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Village Child: I'm going to go on Hyrkania one day, get free gear and come back to Fury, you know! Then everyone will respect me!
Village Child: Well, You cant join any guild when you come back, everyone on Fury hates farmers!
Village Child: You're too stupid! Futi lets in all the farmers!
Village Child: No, you're stupid!
Village Child: No, you are!
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Old 18th May 2010, 20:44     Alandrum is offline   #6
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lol @Garrett

best dialog ever xDDD
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Old 18th May 2010, 20:50     nodibok is offline   #7
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rofl @ Garrett
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Old 19th May 2010, 00:43     not-emil is offline   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garrett View Post
Village Child: I'm going to go on Hyrkania one day, get free gear and come back to Fury, you know! Then everyone will respect me!
Village Child: Well, You cant join any guild when you come back, everyone on Fury hates farmers!
Village Child: You're too stupid! Futi lets in all the farmers!
Village Child: No, you're stupid!
Village Child: No, you are!
If I'd seen this in-game, I'd pissed my pants of laughter

Please, someone poke Silirrion; this could really be a fun thing if it actually became part of the game would rock
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Old 19th May 2010, 10:08     IKShadow is offline   #9
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Village Child: I'm going to get AoC Buddy and show some skills with my easy mode class, you know! Then everyone will respect me!
Village Child: Well, You cant join any guild as no one likes to cheaters and exploiters.
Village Child: You're too stupid! Nastra lets in all the cheaters.
Village Child: No, you're stupid!
Village Child: No, you are!
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Old 19th May 2010, 10:11     PAMPAM is offline   #10
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Village Child: I'm going to get AoC Buddy and show some skills with my easy mode class, you know! Then everyone will respect me!
Village Child: Well, You cant join any guild as no one likes to cheaters and exploiters.
Village Child: You're too stupid! Nastra lets in all the cheaters.
Village Child: No, you're stupid!
Village Child: No, you are!
and this is how garrett is owned ^^
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